Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
back to school supplies list
- red lipstick
- one pencil
- vodka, probably
- earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
If I ever stop reblogging this, assume I died.
"What did I do to deserve this?! I didn’t do anything wrong! I’m not the one to blame!… It’s cause we’re dead! But not them…They get to have it all! A future, memories, a family, friends… They get to have it all… Why don’t I?! Why do I get nothing?!"
THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.
CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS.
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song